Broadway Lover Gifts

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Trump! The Musical

'NEXT!'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"So, you were with original cast of Hair?"

Broadway Baby.

"I see co-hosts. I see commercials. I see Broadway shows. I don't see a Thanksgiving Day Parade."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Champagne

Honoré de Balzac

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Southwark Fair.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Daughters on the beach

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Jack Gleeson

Reginald Bunthorne

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Mikado

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."