Broadway Devotee Gifts

'We had to donwsize.'

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Modern Major General

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Bravo!"

Three Ladies

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Shakespeare Street

Blue Dress

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

3D Theatre

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Carmen

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'