Broadway Lover Mugs

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Trump! The Musical

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"So, you were with original cast of Hair?"

Broadway Baby.

"I see co-hosts. I see commercials. I see Broadway shows. I don't see a Thanksgiving Day Parade."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Champagne

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mikado

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Reginald Bunthorne

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Woman crying with happiness.

Lend me your ears

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"