Bard Admirer Gifts

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Shakespeare's Brain

"Actually, it's 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio,' NOT 'Dem bones, dem bones

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Cut!

Shakespeare was bisexual

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare Quote

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Some Hamlet-based puns

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

The next damn Batman.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Leadership never hibernates.

William Shakespeare

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Ham-Dram