Udder Admirer Gifts

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

Yoghurt man

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Sunbathers.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Shakespeare's Brain

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

One-man band rehearsal.

'Picasso'

"No, son. Let him finish."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Red hot little combo

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Cover story: Picasso

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'