Udder Humor Fan Gifts

I told you before, never call me on this number!

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Night of the Zombonies.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Pastry Hat

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Boomerang cow.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Franz Kafka

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Yoghurt man

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Cars.

Chick Billiard Ball

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

One afternoon on mars.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

New From Why? Books

"He wants to know if you can move your seat up."

Bizarre sights.