Udder Humor Fan Gifts

I told you before, never call me on this number!

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Night of the Zombonies.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

Boomerang cow.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Franz Kafka

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Yoghurt man

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Cars.

Chick Billiard Ball

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

One afternoon on mars.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Bizarre sights.

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

New From Why? Books

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Surreal war artist.