Udder Aficionado Gifts

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'Be gentle with me!'

Legs are crossed and the udders are folowing suit.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Mine's still in bed."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

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Thomas Cranmer

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Sleepwalking to work.

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

Making Christmas Pudding.

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Yoghurt man

What's Their Secret?

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Sheds

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Banana Split

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'