Udders And Leaks Enthusiasts Gifts

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Yoghurt man

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Down On the Farm

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Directions.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Oh no!"

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'