Udders And Leaks Enthusiasts Gifts

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

Yoghurt man

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

Down On the Farm

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Bungee sodbustin'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Directions.

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Be gentle with me!'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs