Udder Enthusiast Gifts

"Looks like somebody had some 'work' done."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Raincloud Umbrella

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I'm on my way!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

You are here.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"