Oar Enthusiast Gifts

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'It choked on the oars.'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

May I have the envelope, please?

'No cheating'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Owl Through Time

Djargo.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

Oscar Victory

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

Geoffrey Rush

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Who's Hoot

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.