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An Oarsman

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Back to school.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

Artifishial Intelligence

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I think it loves us."

Mohamed Salah

A school of fish.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Martin Scorsese

Dolphin

First past the post.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

May I have the envelope, please?

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Barbie Oscars

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

Snowman Football Fan.

'Where does it hurt?'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Djargo.