Aurora Aficionado Gifts

'No Aurora Borealis till your homework's done.'

Aurora Boring Alice

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Demure lady with gloves

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Pirate

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Driverless cars rage.

Mikado

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

Scarpia from Tosca

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Silly wig.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Wotan with eye patch

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

A man taking a bow

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Johannes Sebastian Bach