Aurora Admirers Gifts

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Romantic Violinist.

I love my Timpani

Sunbathers.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Cello Concert

Yakety-Yak

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

The dream works when the team works!

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Happy Violinist

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

"I'm addicted to water."

'Just too many choices.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Cello Composer

'Wheeee...'

The Lights

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

Hypatia

Absent minded Cellist.

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Jurassic Ark