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Crab Apple.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Sunbathers.

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Victorian Gentleman

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

One-man band rehearsal.

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

What your house plant says about you...

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Flava Superba

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Yoghurt man

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

Celine Dion

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

'Some scout he is!'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

The Lights