Online Oracle Admirer Gifts

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Claus 2.0

Bad hair day!

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Wikipedia...

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

One-man band rehearsal.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Mad cleaning robot.

Maestro

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.