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"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Claus 2.0

Bad hair day!

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Wikipedia...

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Maestro

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."