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Crab Apple.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Sunbathers.

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Yoghurt man

Flava Superba

"Things get more interesting at noon."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

The Lights