Orchard Adventurer T-Shirts

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

Flava Superba

Notice in field - Catch your own swine fever.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Tree Passion

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Guitar pickin'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

Book Shop.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Arcarde Patrol

'To eat or not to eat?'

The chosen few

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Orchards

A Heavy Cropper

Shadow Artist

Claw Machine Head

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post