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Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Deforestation.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Frog flirting.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Tree Passion

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Mad about Roses!

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Guitar pickin'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"You must have a green thumb."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Daffodil bulbs

The garden lady.

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"Keeping busy?"

Watering the garden in the rain.

Valentines Day truck

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July