Orchard Lover Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Deforestation.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Frog flirting.

Mad about Roses!

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Tree Passion

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Guitar pickin'

"You must have a green thumb."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Daffodil bulbs

The garden lady.

Valentines Day truck

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Keeping busy?"

What your house plant says about you...

Fox hunting.

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.