Orchard Wanderer Gifts

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!

Orchards

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Trail mix?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

Exit only.

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."