Orchard Explorer Gifts

Guitar pickin'

Apples (Les Pommes)

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

The Golfing Accident

"Trail mix?"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Pointing.

Camping.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Don't even think about it."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."