Euphoria Explorer Gifts

Cloud 9 please

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bright idea

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Exit only.

"We evolved from asteroids"

ZOO

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Evolution.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The Origin of Creationism

Brainstorm in progress.

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."