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Cloud 9 please

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bright idea

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

You've Had Enough!

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

ZOO

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The Origin of Creationism

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Brainstorm in progress.

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Guitar pickin'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'