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Leaving Utopia: Midtopia - Dystopia

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Big Bang Theory.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

High-gravity baseball

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

City Boy.

"Hugh fans!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"