Utopia Explorer Gifts

Leaving Utopia: Midtopia - Dystopia

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Big Bang Theory.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

High-gravity baseball

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Wifi in Hell

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Boy.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.