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Toy Story 47

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

Going Down?

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The Final Selfie

The Suite Hereafter

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.