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'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Alien David statue

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The First Martian Dog.