Rescue Explorer Mugs

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The flies have landed.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'