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Toy Story 47

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

The Suite Hereafter

Going Down?

The Final Selfie

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."