After-life Explorer Mugs

"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Needs to get a life"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."