Death And Afterlife Explorer Mugs

'You'll be wanting number 26 - he's not been well...'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Halo Frisbee.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'