Disaster Explorer Mugs

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Are we broke yet?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"It will be all your fault."

Desert Dermatologist

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Experts through the ages.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Tourist in the desert

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Posters of the Sahara

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Pizza Delivery Delays