Hazard Explorer Mugs

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

'Ready?'

Trucker advertises his podcast.

New York Sightseeing Cruises

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

"Lawyers and rats fleeing the ship; that can't be good."

Caution falling books

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a hairball!'

'And to think I worried about safe sex.'

Now Entering China

"Where are the fire exits?"

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

Eyes Open!...

Chef Surprise, Wild Lion Safari!