Danger-driven Explorer Mugs

People who should not hike...

Chef Surprise, Wild Lion Safari!

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Polar bear bowling alley

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"It will be all your fault."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Choice hellhole

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Fall from Pisa

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

The car showroom

"I'll be right back."

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

'How am I doing?'

Knife-thrower.

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'What a twist of fate!'

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

'I've never felt so alive...'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Challenge or threat?"