Danger Diver Mugs

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Touché"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

Now hiring.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The hall of bad ideas.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'What went particularly well?'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

It was an impulse buy.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Question Mark

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Knife-thrower.