Danger Diver Pillows

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Touché"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

The hall of bad ideas.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'What went particularly well?'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Question Mark

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

It was an impulse buy.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike