Danger-driven Explorer Pillows

People who should not hike...

Chef Surprise, Wild Lion Safari!

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It will be all your fault."

Choice hellhole

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Fall from Pisa

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

The car showroom

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"I'll be right back."

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Knife-thrower.

'How am I doing?'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'What a twist of fate!'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

'I've never felt so alive...'

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Introvert-in-a-Box

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"He's running with a tough crowd"

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'