Danger Defier Pillows

A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Head over Hooves

To do before Saturday...

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Zoom Wedding

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Weight Gain Denial

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Cross-Country Sledding

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Trapeze Artists

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'