Death Defyer Pillows

"There must be a mistake, I'm a tee-total vegan!"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Head over Hooves

To do before Saturday...

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"You're right, they are statins."

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

Fighting the Zika Virus

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Zoom Wedding

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Weight Gain Denial

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Trampoline Balance

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Trapeze Artists

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"It's my 39th birthday, and I'm not dealing with it well. What's wrong with me?"

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Ebola reaches USA.

Cross-Country Sledding

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"