Nightmare Defier Pillows

The boogeyman comes out of Timmy's closet in more ways than one.

Head over Hooves

Dead Funny

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

A dream of consequence

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

Zoom Wedding

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Weight Gain Denial

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Circus Act

Second Thoughts Wedding

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'