Youthful Defier Pillows

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

To do before Saturday...

Child driving a toy car

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"You're right, they are statins."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'If this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever seen.'

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

Flava Superba

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'IF this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever encountered.'

'I want something to make me look younger.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'