Discipline Defier Pillows

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

To do before Saturday...

Grounded

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Science Snobs

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Zoom Wedding

'What a control freak!'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'