Discipline Defier Prints

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

To do before Saturday...

Grounded

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Zoom Wedding

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Science Snobs

'What a control freak!'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.