Youthful Defier Gifts

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

To do before Saturday...

Child driving a toy car

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"You're right, they are statins."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Flava Superba

'If this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever seen.'

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'IF this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever encountered.'

'I want something to make me look younger.'

"It's my 39th birthday, and I'm not dealing with it well. What's wrong with me?"

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

Gym. Stay young through diet and exercise. I find it much easier to just lie about my age.

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

My birthday suit is out of fashion.