Generation Defier Pillows

"I win!" "You're amazing, grandma."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Head over Hooves

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

To do before Saturday...

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"You're right, they are statins."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'If this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever seen.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

Weight Gain Denial

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'IF this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever encountered.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Cross-Country Sledding