Generation Defier Pillows

"I win!" "You're amazing, grandma."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Head over Hooves

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

To do before Saturday...

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"You're right, they are statins."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Weight Gain Denial

'If this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever seen.'

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'I want something to make me look younger.'