Death Defier Pillows

'Need a hand?'

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

Life and Death.

'Listen, I'd love to stay and chat but I'm late for my own funeral.'

A Seriously Bad Hair Day.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Does this mean I can forget my wishes?"

The Runner

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Head over Hooves

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

To do before Saturday...

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"You're right, they are statins."

Zoom Wedding

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Weight Gain Denial

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trapeze Artists

Cross-Country Sledding

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Athletic Games on the Moon.

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'