Death Defier Prints

'Need a hand?'

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

Life and Death.

'Listen, I'd love to stay and chat but I'm late for my own funeral.'

A Seriously Bad Hair Day.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Does this mean I can forget my wishes?"

The Runner

Head over Hooves

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

To do before Saturday...

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Emergency exit into Space

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"You're right, they are statins."

Zoom Wedding

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Weight Gain Denial

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Trampoline Balance

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Cross-Country Sledding