Nightmare Conqueror Pillows

'It's the boogie man!'

"Here we are."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Bad times to sneeze

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Rubbish and Everest

Back To School

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'