Nerve Conqueror Pillows

"I hope you're not nervous."

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Crop duster wanted.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

A Learning Curve.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

The Vaccine is coming!

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'Sorry, sir, but every cloud has a turbulent lining.'

"How's your blogging going?"

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'